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7 Essential Travel Tips – Key & Peele
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Anyone with a blue suitcase you may now board. Finally.
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No. Not you, sir. Not me? This is a blue suitcase. That’s a blue computer bag.
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I read on the Internet that it’s not against the law for me
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to go to the bathroom while the fasten seatbelt sign is on.
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Seatbelt sign is on. but is it against the law though?
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The light is on. Is it against the law..
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You see that there’s a picture of a seatbelt on that sign.
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Oh! Holy shock-zu, massage!
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Econonmy Plus!
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OK. I just I just wanted some leg room.
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OK max leg room you get yours.
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Meanwhile, I’m gonna go
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Hayden Panettiere on some terries.
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especially when they get froggy. ribbit ribbit.
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You have to have the cevapi, cevapito is
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what you’re going to have.
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Oh don’t they serve that in the cafe across the street. NO!!!
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Our soup today is a (speaks french)
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just a dash of (french)
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and served with (french)
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Hello Greece. Where the yogurt flows like water.
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Mm yes.
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Like Gogurt but to stay.